Wendy: the stars sure are beautiful
Dipper, knowing this meme full well: Yeah
Wendy: You know what else is beautiful?
Dipper, prepared for every answer: What?
Wendy: You
Dipper, who was not prepared for that answer: *fighting back tears*

swagmage420:

Me trynna jerk off: thinks about having super powers*
Me @ myself: this isn’t sexy man, focus

Mabel bursts into Dipper’s room, an excited smile splitting her face. The nanosecond the door flew open. He tossed a sheet over his lap and shut his laptop. “Oh Em Gee, Dip! I have to dhare this thing I just thought up!”

“Uh, s-sure, ‘Bel, what’s up?”
“Okay. So I was trying to rub one out, and-”
“Oh god!”
“Hey. Shut up. So listen. I was trying to rub one out. And I kept thinking ‘if I could shoot webbing out of my fingers, I’d probably have to wear rubber gloves for this, or it’d get suuuper awk’. Your face is really red, you okay?”