“We’re raising awareness of this horrible ship so that everyone knows how bad it is, and that they shouldn’t ship it because it makes people like us feel bad, and that makes them bad!”
“But how is THIS going to do to accomplish that? No one who already ships this is going to stop because of our content. Why should this ship determine how we spend our free time?”
“It doesn’t! It’s just…I mean..it’s so…”
“….AAARRGH!!”
“I know, I hate this ship too!”
“But we’ve been spending so much time on this lately, making countless text posts, sending anon hate, even making art and music about how much the people who ship this suck.”
”This ship is the reason we made this blog.”
“Oh gosh…we are obsessed!”
“Look, I don’t want to stop talking to you, and creating fan content with you, but I don’t want to make it about this ship I hate anymore. Let’s focus on the ships we like, let’s put more content out there for them! Let’s raise awareness of the good ships!”
“Yeah. Let’s just blacklist the content we don’t like, and dedicate a blog to talking about how much we love the good ships!”
When someone interacts with one of my old fics.
*scrolls tumblr*
Man, people have some batshit crazy fan theories with no connection to canon or reality, huh? …and they tend to get pissed off at creators when those theories are disproven by the canon too, I’ve noticed…
so you know those period tracker apps??? I bet mabel would be too forgetful to keep with the data so dipper has to do it instead and has the app on HIS phone
…you know, that does seem like something he mught try to do. He makes lists. He keeps track of stuff. I bet you he would try to figure out everything about the girls he likes. Lists of their interests so he can study up on them to be conversant, class schedule so he can try to casually run into them. Clothing sizes so he can give gifts etc. And if he and Mabel start hooking up, he’d have a vested interest in knowing when her periods were.
yeah, but i don’t think he’d be able to consciously be able to track all his crush’s periods because that’s serial killer shit…..
BUT he would ask her (or any of his serious girlfriends who wasn’t conscious about that kind of thing) once a day around her time of the month how she was doing and because she knew he was helping her track of it she’d tell him
Lol of course he probably wouldn’t track just lile everyone’s periods. Unless that particular person has some bad hormone issues, like tons of pain, vomiting and whatnot. Then i could see him being the sweetheart who keeps pads and tampons in his backpack. I think it would mostly be because Mabel is a ditz and he’d be afraid of getting her preggers.
so you know those period tracker apps??? I bet mabel would be too forgetful to keep with the data so dipper has to do it instead and has the app on HIS phone
…you know, that does seem like something he mught try to do. He makes lists. He keeps track of stuff. I bet you he would try to figure out everything about the girls he likes. Lists of their interests so he can study up on them to be conversant, class schedule so he can try to casually run into them. Clothing sizes so he can give gifts etc. And if he and Mabel start hooking up, he’d have a vested interest in knowing when her periods were.
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