mabelsguidetolove:
do, if you’re a virgin and your partner is also a virgin, are you supposed to, like, walk into walgreens together to get condoms, or does one of you stay in the car, or??? what is the etiquette???
I’m told the tradition is to wander arounf yhe store aimlessly, picking up random things you “totally came here to buy” before you remember that the condoms are locked up behind the counter. Then you shuffle over and try your best “casual voice” to ask for them. Like they aren’t the only reason you’re there. Or if your local community college or doctor’s office has a plate of them, you stuff your pockets/purse when no one is looking.