One day Stan, on the boat with his brother, just goes “Hey, waitaminute, Sixer. Couldn’t you have put ‘Bill Cipher’ in that memorywatchiggit o’ yers instead of ‘Stanley Pines’?”
And Ford goes “Oh! Well, now that you suggest that, I suppose we could have! Wow. Good thing it worked ou-AAAUGH!”
Because that’s when he went overboard.
Just had a thought. On a whim, Ford types Stan Pines into the memory gun, because it’s shorter. And the implied risk of stan forgetting Ford is sorta negligible considering he’s about to wipe his entire mind. Instead Stan just forgets everything since he moved to gravity falls and dropped the “ley” from the end of it. He’s now convinced that he’s in the 80s. Though Ford’s gray hair, and his own, make him sit and listen. He hits on Wendy. She loudly barfs into a paper bag.
The original is still the best though.
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